WOW-PALINOMICS-SARAH PALINS PLAN!

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SARAH PALIN HAD A PLAN TO GET THE U.S.A. MOVING AGAIN! PALINOMICS PLAN-IT GOES LIKE THIS PEOPLE:

1. START OFF BY USING SOMEONE ELSE’S MONEY!
2. GO TO NEW YORK CITY AND BUY CLOSES YOU WANT.
3. HAVE AIDS WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT WHILE YOU THROW A TEMPER FIT.
4. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE OLD WHITE GUY AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
5. TALK TO THE PRESS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO FURTHER YOUR OWN CAREER.
6. WINK AT PEOPLE A LOT AND SWISH YOUR HAIR AROUND TO LOOK PRETTY FOR THE CAMERA.
7. ALMOST INSIGHT RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF AMERICA AT THE RALLIES (CONFUSE THEIR THOUGHT PLAN).
8. MAKE FRIENDS WITH JOE THE PLUMBER AND JOE THE SIX-PAC THAT WAY WHEN YOU GET DRUNK AND THROW-UP A LOT THEN JOE THE PLUMBER CAN COME TO THE RESCUE AND UN-CLOG YOUR TOILET.
9. PALINOMICS FOR 2012 STAY HOME, HAVE ANOTHER BABY AND GO ON WELFARE,  BECAUSE HER CAREER WENT SOUTH.

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